Here's the thing, guys: when you think about it, life is kind of like one big LMFAO concert. STAY WITH ME HERE FOR ONE SECOND. For one thing, you can barely even understand how you got here. You…   Read Story »

I'm not sure what this video of zookeepers in Tokyo training for the possibility of an animal escape is a metaphor for, but I am smart enough to understand that it is a metaphor for something, and I…   Read Story »

It's right there, right in front of us. All we have to do is reach out and grab it. And crush it. And eat it. And kill it. And make it ours. And have it forever. But somehow we can't. Something is…   Read Story »

Oof. This video breaks my heart. Remember, you guys, it's important to start things when they are supposed to be started. If you start them too early or too late there's a very good chance that you…   Read Story »

It's a pretty safe bet at this point that we're NEVER going to "understand" the meaning of life, at least not by the general consensus of what that even means. Like, we're not going to get an…   Read Story »