One time, Mel Gibson had had hate sex with a prostitute in the back of a Lamborghini while Mario Andretti drove it around the track at 170 miles per hour, but the birthday card from his grandmother…   Read Story »

As you can see, instead of another photo of Mel Gibson, whose stupid dumb face we have seen far too much of this week, I have embedded a photo of Senator Christopher J. Dodd and Representative Barney…   Read Story »

There really isn't much left to even say at this point. The fourth installment in the Mel Gibson Audio Tapes 2010 is just as incredible as the last three. Once again, he makes horrifying blowjob…   Read Story »

Here is a mash-up of Mel Gibson's audio rant and Double Rainbow All The Way. It's not even that good, to be honest, but there are Secret Blog Society rules about this kind of thing.   Read Story »

Ah. Following up on her defense of Mel Gibson yesterday, on today's episode of The View, Whoopi Goldberg did the responsible thing and blamed the victim based on ill-informed speculations she made up…   Read Story »

Remember back in late April or early May when day after day they kept increasing the estimates of how much oil was spewing from the hole in the ocean, and at a certain point you were like, "Holy…   Read Story »

After blowing the lid off the all-important question of whether or not Roman Polanski's drugging and sodomization of a 13-year-old girl constituted boring old rape or full-on "rape rape," the world…   Read Story »

OK, this is terrifying and uncomfortable to listen to and Mel Gibson is clearly a bad person who should go to space jail, but I laughed out loud when he screams "YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKING SMILE AND…   Read Story »

Over the weekend, the actual audio tape of Mel Gibson's notorious nightmare rant in which he told the mother of his child that she looked "like a fucking bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack…   Read Story »

We already know #1, but there are some real gems in here! You should break up with him!   Read Story »