Mel Gibson's The Beaver will be given a "limited" release on March 23, 2011. That gives us all plenty of time to get our last living wills and testaments notarized (before we die of laughter/barfing).   Read Story »

We have already fixed one poster for Mel Gibson's The Beaver, but our work is never done. The last poster was ridiculous, yes, but we fixed it. Now, though, the movie has a new poster, and wouldn't…   Read Story »

WAIT. WAIT WAIT. HI, CAN YOU WAIT PLEASE?! HOLD ON AND WAIT. Wait. No. Wait, sorry. Hi. Wait up. Hi. So, wait, what?! WHAT?! Look, I don't even think we need to talk about how hilarious it is…   Read Story »

OK, so we're DEFINITELY all just biding our time until the tidal wave comes, not giving a fuck? Every last one of us? Nothing matters. Got it.   Read Story »

Oh, here we go. It has been revealed that Mel Gibson was required by the LAPD to surrender MULTIPLE guns, which I guess is standard procedure in any case involving accusations of domestic violence.…   Read Story »

Once, there was a quirky screenplay that circulated around Hollywood for a movie called The Beaver about a troubled man who could only communicate with people by using a beaver hand puppet. Quirky!…   Read Story »

[Gabe Liedman is a stand-up comedian. In his new column, he takes on the genre of Dude Flicks, where guns, pecs, car crashes and glib one-liners delivered in front of a burning building with only…   Read Story »

Would you ask the sun to stop shining? Would you ask the trees not to be around? Would you ask the rain to cut it out? Some things just are the way that they are. And Mel Gibson is mad. Accept it!…   Read Story »

Christine O'Donnell put on her Don't Fuck Me heels and adjusted her ash gray lipstick in the mirror. She made sure that her vagina was ice cold and that her metal panties were locked on under her TJ…   Read Story »

First Charlie Sheen was Mr. Cool Disguise. Then Spencer Pratt was Mr. Cool Disguise. Now, the title of Mr. Cool Disguise goes to Mel Gibson for this excellent disguise. Very good disguise, Mel…   Read Story »