I'm not going to lie to you: This is a news story that you are going to wish you did not watch, once you have watched it. That's life. That's basically every local news story. Either someone has died…   Read Story »

Ugh, don't you hate how when you go to McDonald's there's no TV to watch? I know, riiiiight?! I have always said that the experience of eating at a McDonald's was almost the best experience you could…   Read Story »

Coning is out. Anti-coning is in. Ice cream remains delicious!   Read Story »

What have you accomplished, I guess? What have I accomplished? What has anyone ever accomplished. Don Gorske has eaten 25,000 Big Macs and at least, when he is about to die which should reasonably be…   Read Story »

You would be the first to admit that your girlfriend has a bit of a temper. You know that, of course you know that. If she can't have her way, if, for example, a woman at a McDonald's drive-thru…   Read Story »

Remember that French McDonald's commercial that featured a young gay man being young and gay? Well, an American executive at the McDonald's corporation, Operations Chief Don Thompson, has FINALLY…   Read Story »

McDonald's is recalling 12 million souvenir Shrek Ever After glasses because the paint used to depict all our favorite pals is filled with toxic cadmium, which, when ingested, can lead to bone…   Read Story »

McDonald's has released a commercial in France featuring a (le gasp) gay person! Oh wow, this is about to get so complicated! These guys know what I'm talking about. Because on the one hand,…   Read Story »

Dude is pissed! A genuine Snickers need a fucking moment moment if I've ever heard one. (Thanks for the tip, Josh.)   Read Story »

A father and daughter sit in awkward silence at what appears to be a McDonald's somewhere in the American midwest definitely Canada. As a rowdy group of hockey player kids rustle in from the snow,…   Read Story »