BIG NEWS! I guess! I mean not really, in the grand scheme of things this is certainly meaningless filler, but really we're all going to die one day and possibly the only things that aren't…   Read Story »

As any young boy will tell you, one of the most appealing things about superheroes is the way they smell. Sure, we'd all love to have super-strength and the ability to fly and an invisible jet and a…   Read Story »

There is a very specific type of disappointment that you only get with big budget summer movies. It's not crushing or anything, it barely even registers as disappointment. It's just this vague,…   Read Story »

As you probably know by now, Disney is buying Marvel for four billion dollars (i.e. almost all of the dollars). And everyone is going CRAZY over this. Should we be going crazy? AHHHHHHHHH. Corporate…   Read Story »

They showed a red band trailer for The Punisher: War Zone at the comic book festival, you guys, and let me just say, OM God: I take back what I said previously about how this movie looked like…   Read Story »

Trailer for the new Punisher: War Zone movie, guys: Well, at least someone got some use out of the old Moulin Rouge soundstage. I was under the impression that a series reboot was supposed to…   Read Story »