Showing All "Marriage" Posts
May 9th 42 Comments
THE WORLD IS CHANGED, I CAN FEEL IT IN THE WATER. This is the second post in less than a month defending Gwyneth Paltrow against her detractors, despite the fact that I myself, and Videogum in…   Read Story »
Mar 19th 39 Comments
This is a place for friends. It's like the gym from the commercials where the tagline is something like, "This is a gym for people who hate rude people at gyms, like people who stand in the mirror…   Read Story »
Feb 13th 15 Comments
I know it isn't Valentine's Day yet, and I'm sure you're not even wearing the lighted heart broach you bought to wear to the office (though you should be, because you might as well get a few days of…   Read Story »
Feb 1st 65 Comments
Guys, it's been kind of a tough week. Ever since Taylor Swift personally shared with us, her best friends, the incredible news, I feel like we've all been a little high strung. All of us. Exactly the…   Read Story »
Dec 5th, 2012 44 Comments
Kelly: Hey, Gabe
Gabe: hey kelly
Gabe: how are you?
Kelly: Fine! How are you?
Kelly: Still shaken from the crime you witnessed?
Gabe: i'm somehow managing to keep it together
Gabe: i've got a…   Read Story »
Oct 18th, 2012 22 Comments
Doug Hutchison, the 52-year-old man who married self-proclaimed teenager, Courtney Stodden, has FINALLY broken his LEGENDARY silence on the proper usage of the term "child molester." OH THANK…   Read Story »
Sep 14th, 2012 4 Comments
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The answer is "possibly.")   Read Story »
Aug 24th, 2012 22 Comments
Man, isn't it so hard to just meet people these days? Tell me about it! It's like you got your online dating web sites and you're offline dating websites and your hookups and your bar trivia nights…   Read Story »
Aug 17th, 2012 21 Comments
BREAKING: Ryan Gosling does not want to impregnate any woman unless he is married to her. But Eva Mendes doesn't believe in marriage! HOW WILL THIS STORY END?!?   Read Story »
Aug 8th, 2012 24 Comments
"I don't know that I would even say that I know what I look for in a man, because if you say what it is that you think you're looking for, then you're potentially eliminating the possibility to meet…   Read Story »






















