Here we are again, another week come and gone, and another set of GIFs to scroll through to aid in our memory of it. Do you even remember the beginning of this week? The Academy Awards happened!…   Read Story »

MARK WAHLBERRRRRRRRG! The best. Love this guy. Seriously, when you see Mark Wahlberg's name in a headline these days, you know that is going to be a GOOD headline. "Mark Wahlberg Opening a Hamburger…   Read Story »

Remake news is almost never good news, and anonymous Hollywood gossip about remake news is dumbdumb talk that never means anything, but OH MY GOODNESS! This is the best anonymous Hollywood remake…   Read Story »

I added an exclamation point to the title of this post. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much more excited does it make you about looking at some GIFs? I was already excited about looking at GIFs, but it…   Read Story »

Mark Wahlberg and some piece of shit hanger-on that he always hangs around with were doing crunches and burpees and dips in Mark Wahlberg's mansion's basement gym at 3AM on a Tuesday morning. The…   Read Story »

Yesterday, the world exploded and will never be the same after Mark "Contraband" Wahlberg gave a quote to Men's Fitness about how he would have STOPPED 9/11. It was a real watershed moment for all of…   Read Story »

I feel really bad for anyone who turned off their Internet today in protest of SOPA, because even though I support their cause, they are going to spend 24 more hours of their life without reading…   Read Story »

In an interview with GQ magazine, Mark Wahlberg provides humanity with a sliver of hope in this MISERABLE WASTELAND OF ENDLESS TERROR. GQ: Two HBO shows you've produced—Entourage and How to Make…   Read Story »

Back in 2001, right at the turn of the new Willennium, Mark Wahlberg played the lead in a Tim Burton remake of Planet of the Apes that nobody really liked. I guess. I don't remember the movie or…   Read Story »

Wahlburgers, the hamburger restaurant opened by Mark and Donnie Wahlberg, is finally OPEN FOR BUSINESS! Last night's opening night was a star-studded gala event including such celebrities as Mark…   Read Story »