AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Look, Taken was great. So fun. And I'm excited for Taken 2. I bet it's great and so fun. But the fact that he actually says "Listen to me carefully, Kim. Your mother is…   Read Story »

I want you to get under the bed. Now I need you to listen to me very carefully: they are going to take you, TOO!   Read Story »

The trailer looks kind of cheesy (Liam Neeson explaining his "skills" to the kidnappers) but SOMETHING has to unseat Paul Blart: Mall Cop this weekend, so why not Taken? It's gotta be better than…   Read Story »