At what point will reboot God just turn the clock back so we can live through all this reboot news for the first time again, rather than continue to make Himself reinvent the reboot wheel as if that…   Read Story »

THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING OUT HERE ON THESE STREETS!   Read Story »

Star Magazine reported this week that Gwyneth is opening a Spanish-themed restaurant in LA with Mario Batali, but her "rep" denied it. So, whatever. NOM NOM NOM or NOT NOT NOT. Ahhhhahahahahaha. We…   Read Story »

I'm not sure what you guys want to talk about, but I'm pretty sure it's not this video, right? Totally, no, I know. This video! Gahhh! No way! Let's talk about anything else. The way your jeans smell…   Read Story »

Vincent Gallo is suing the city of Los Angeles. The fate of everything hangs in the balance.   Read Story »

Todd Levin, a staff writer for Conan, wrote this very good essay about the ways in which status can affect your every day life in Los Angeles. That town will eat you alive! Or spit you out like…   Read Story »

From the LA Times: Los Angeles County sheriff’s officials Monday released a video of a robbery attempt foiled by an enraged and barking Chihuahua, hoping the public can identify the two…   Read Story »

You guys KNOW that I love a feud, but oof, I am already exhausted by this and I have not even begun describing it yet! So, last weekend, celebrity editorialist (?) Pat Morrison began a column in the…   Read Story »

How much money does Ashton Kutcher have? Is it ALL of the money? He's got to at least have most of it, right? I mean, That '70s Show is still popular in syndication, there was Dude Where's My Car?,…   Read Story »

To be an adult and have an opinion on swings is incorrect, I feel like. Swings are for children, and for an adult to care either way about them seems inappropriate and twee. ("Twee," gross,…   Read Story »