Sometimes it feels like the world is a desolate, insignificant spec of dust in a cold, endless, and indifferent universe and that everyone is completely alone in this abandoned wasteland, doomed to a…   Read Story »

Obviously we're all on board with the blobby robot torso with vibrators inside (to simulate hugs) (and heartbeats) (OF COURSE) (!!!), but can we get a few more human-baby-looking torsos hanging from…   Read Story »

There is a Snuggie for dogs now? Of course there is a Snuggie for dogs now. I don't care what you do with your dog. Dress it up like Liam Neeson and pretend like it has to save its daughter from…   Read Story »

OK, sure, maybe those 49 second pizzas aren't really going to taste very good. And OK, maybe the world's fastest gun reloader is terrifying even without such a terrifying skill, but with such a…   Read Story »

"Ladies?" --This Guy's Tombstone (Via EverythingIsTerrible.)   Read Story »

THIS GUY. I'm not going to go into the depth of sadness or the crushing weight of failure that accompanied my purchase of an X-Box last night. That's a whole other post for my new blog,…   Read Story »