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Jan 15th 45 Comments
GOTCHA! Hahaha. Oh man. You were like, "A police chase video that doesn't end in any surprises or anything? Thank goodness. I've had it up to you know where with surprises for today. This is going to…   Read Story »
Dec 20th, 2012 21 Comments
It's December 20th. There is only one day left in the work week before we all leave for our Holiday work vacations, and possibly only one day left before our world meets its timely end -- the perfect…   Read Story »
Dec 11th, 2012 49 Comments
I'm not going to lie to you: This is a news story that you are going to wish you did not watch, once you have watched it. That's life. That's basically every local news story. Either someone has died…   Read Story »
Nov 29th, 2012 17 Comments
(Headphones up, I think!)
Totally no big deal either way, we definitely don't even have to get into, but I was just wondering. (Via Hypervocal.)   Read Story »
Nov 15th, 2012 18 Comments
Have you ever looked into the sky and wondered, "What's up there? Aliens?" And then, "And I don't mean boring-ass aliens like, I don't know, tiny organisms living under the ice on Neptune or…   Read Story »
Nov 8th, 2012 16 Comments
Don't judge just because your thing isn't as well-practice as Gustavo Almadovar's. Practice your thing! Practice it in the mirror every day! (Via DailyPicks.)   Read Story »
Oct 29th, 2012 14 Comments
Health is important, and there's no better way to stay healthy than with a regular routine of cardio-vascular exercise (especially when you are living on a diet of canned tuna and cheese crackers!).…   Read Story »
Oct 19th, 2012 17 Comments
Sometimes the best thing to do when confronted with a nightmare that has escaped from the dream world into reality is simply to pretend it isn't happening. "I didn't hear that creepy noise coming…   Read Story »
Oct 1st, 2012 29 Comments
"It's mostly a joke," you tell your friends with a laugh, shrugging your shoulders. "It's not like I'm all, 'Oh yeah, I love Star Wars, can't get enough Star Wars, blah blah blah, Yoda Yoda, Luke I…   Read Story »
Sep 17th, 2012 10 Comments
You hear a lot these days about people going a bit too far to get certain "scoops." Like how People magazine crashed Blake Lively's wedding to get the scoop about whether or not it looked like a…   Read Story »























