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GOTCHA! Hahaha. Oh man. You were like, "A police chase video that doesn't end in any surprises or anything? Thank goodness. I've had it up to you know where with surprises for today. This is going to…   Read Story »
It's December 20th. There is only one day left in the work week before we all leave for our Holiday work vacations, and possibly only one day left before our world meets its timely end -- the perfect…   Read Story »
I'm not going to lie to you: This is a news story that you are going to wish you did not watch, once you have watched it. That's life. That's basically every local news story. Either someone has died…   Read Story »
(Headphones up, I think!) Totally no big deal either way, we definitely don't even have to get into, but I was just wondering. (Via Hypervocal.)   Read Story »
Have you ever looked into the sky and wondered, "What's up there? Aliens?" And then, "And I don't mean boring-ass aliens like, I don't know, tiny organisms living under the ice on Neptune or…   Read Story »
Don't judge just because your thing isn't as well-practice as Gustavo Almadovar's. Practice your thing! Practice it in the mirror every day! (Via DailyPicks.)   Read Story »
Health is important, and there's no better way to stay healthy than with a regular routine of cardio-vascular exercise (especially when you are living on a diet of canned tuna and cheese crackers!).…   Read Story »
Sometimes the best thing to do when confronted with a nightmare that has escaped from the dream world into reality is simply to pretend it isn't happening. "I didn't hear that creepy noise coming…   Read Story »
"It's mostly a joke," you tell your friends with a laugh, shrugging your shoulders. "It's not like I'm all, 'Oh yeah, I love Star Wars, can't get enough Star Wars, blah blah blah, Yoda Yoda, Luke I…   Read Story »
You hear a lot these days about people going a bit too far to get certain "scoops." Like how People magazine crashed Blake Lively's wedding to get the scoop about whether or not it looked like a…   Read Story »