It has been a tough week for news media, specifically CNN, because apparently you can't create wild, racist accusations and report them as exclusive facts. FIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEUH. Gosh, fine,…   Read Story »

They call it "the land of the free," but I'm sure it doesn't feel so much like "the land of the free" today for seven-year-old first grader Erich Henze. Henze, under the assumption that he lived in…   Read Story »

How appropriate that this morning we welcome the return of Idaho's rapping weatherman at the same time we welcome the return of our comment voting system. Two of our favorite flavors back together…   Read Story »

Ugh, high school is the wooooooorst! People complain about their high school experiences so much that it's sometimes difficult to remember that even in the cases where the person shouldn't be…   Read Story »

As I write this, I am sitting in my favorite cafe in the world on its last Friday of business. There is someone who looks like Aaron Paul having coffee here with his own beautiful girlfriend, not to…   Read Story »

Opening presents in front of people when you are not a child is a humiliating and anxiety-inducing for everyone, I have to imagine. I refuse to imagine that it is just me! Giving a present and having…   Read Story »

Hey, quick question, where were you on the morning of February 25th? It's definitely no big deal and you're not in trouble or anything, but-- wait, what's that? "Not in East Yorkshire," you said?…   Read Story »

Yup! One of those things that you're not sure you'll recognize when you see it, but then it's just like oh yeah, no, yup, that's the Internet. #fatcat (Via HyperVocal.)   Read Story »

"Before the guy who programmed this local news station zombie alert came into my life, I was just so boring! Go to work, come home, go to work. There was no whimsy, no excitement. I barely played any…   Read Story »

You can see the fear in the grown up weatherman's eyes. Your time's almost up, old man! Better work on your entrance! (Via HyperVocal.)   Read Story »