Here's an article about how great Louie is! Have you ever heard of that show? I hear it's good we should all check it out sometime, I don't know when it's on or what channel it's on or who is in it…   Read Story »

Could Sex and the City return to TV? I don't know, is the world a vampire? It is? Oh then yeah I think it can probably return to TV at some point. -Vulture There will no longer be a Johnny Depp The…   Read Story »

I'm sorry, I really love him a lot, but Joel McHale REALLY needs to stop "taking shots" at Ryan Seacrest. It is so embarrassing. No one is talking about Ryan Seacrest!  -Deadline Read this article…   Read Story »

Megan Mullally talks about the possibility of Oprah playing Ron Swanson's ex-wife on Parks & Rec, among other things that make you like her even though you don't know her and probably never…   Read Story »

This Lindsay Lohan tweet is a couple of days old, actually, and I have no idea why more people aren't talking about it because it's AMAZING: Hahahhaha. UHHHHHHHH. Powerful stuff. Good tweet.…   Read Story »

Very impressive, very expensive, and incredibly gross Charlie Sheen mask that I would consider getting for Halloween if I hadn't already decided on being Nick Burns. Just kidding I would never…   Read Story »

An attempted explanation of how poor old boring Ryan Reynolds has become a big star. I can answer that in eight words: Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place. Duh, hello. -Salon Warner Bros. settled…   Read Story »

After the jump, I have posted a new "short film" featuring Lindsay Lohan in a swimming pool and SPOILER ALERT it is terrible. It's the "first" "short film" by "painter" Richard Phillips and eesh.…   Read Story »

Last night, Lindsay Lohan made a "surprise" appearance on The Jay Leno Show to talk about her most recent incarceration and all of her legal troubles in general and also to talk about the 10,000…   Read Story »

"So, Lindsay Lohan's been in the news lately." That was a bit from my new topical stand-up comedy routine. Imagine me saying that but also with the sound of shuffling newspapers. LADIES AND GERMS.…   Read Story »