The space judge banged her hover gavel on the computer desk. "I sentence you to 90 infinities in SPACE JAIL!" Robot Lindsay Lohan would have burst into battery tears, but it could not, because it was…   Read Story »

Late yesterday, "Lady of Interest," Lindsay Lohan, was sentenced to 90 days in jail, followed by a 90-day inpatient treatment program for violating the terms of her DUI probation. (See her cry here.)…   Read Story »

Main Entry: en·ter·tain·ment Pronunciation: \ˌen-tər-ˈtān-mənt\ Function: noun Date: 15th century 1 : the act of entertaining 2 : archaic : maintenance, provision b obsolete :…   Read Story »

E-Trade responds to Lindsay Lohan's spurious lawsuit against them for their milkaholic baby commercial by filing legal paperwork filled with blog quotes about how Lindsay stinks. I know it's only…   Read Story »

Stop the blogs, Vicki Vale, what is that?! A Mean Girls video game! But it's only 2010! I'm not sure the world is ready for a Mean Girls video game! Although, this works out perfectly, because it's…   Read Story »

Lindsay Lohan is suing the E-Trade baby, you guys. We live in a fantastical 3D world where almost anything can happen! From the New York Post: Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade,…   Read Story »

Lindsay Lohan has a sex tape? Lindsay Lohan has a sex tape. Rumors are circulating that "lady of interest" Lindsay Lohan has a 47-seconds long (haha, THAT'S A WRAP!) sex tape featuring her and some…   Read Story »

One Lindsay Lohan fan makes a pretty strong case. Especially Reason #12.   Read Story »

If you were to describe the movie Georgia Rule in a few short sentences on a sheet of paper, one might assume that it was an awful, awful movie. For example: It's the tonally-disjointed gently comic…   Read Story »

As you may have heard, True Blood's ratings this season have been through the roof. Like, 20% increases from one week to the next? That is nuts. America is LOVIN' IT. It kind of makes you wonder…   Read Story »