Sesame Street did an online parody of Boardwalk Empire, titled Birdwalk Empire, and it is, as all online Sesame Street parodies of things are, very charming. -AVClub Hey, did any of you guys like…   Read Story »

They drink! They fight! They fornicate! They don't show a lot of acting in this trailer which could mean either a good or bad thing, based on what you're rooting for!   Read Story »

BATHROOM. HOT SAUCE. TUBE SOCKS. INTRIGUE. FUR COAT. SEX TOWN. PEANUT BUTTER. LAZY RIVER TUBING. DRAMAS. NEWSLETTER. BOBBY KENNEDY. LINCOLN CONTINENTAL. CHAPPED LIPS. SUPERMARKET. EXISTENTIAL…   Read Story »

As you may recall, because it only happened just yesterday, and I genuinely hope your brain is not THAT swiss of a cheese, but Lindsay Lohan got into some hot water (hot water!) earlier this week (as…   Read Story »

If you've been paying any attention to the important things happening in the world around you over the past couple of weeks, then you know that Amanda Bynes has been hitting just about every other…   Read Story »

Apparently there are people out there who think this newly identified species of monkey looks like Jake Gyllenhaal. I do not see it and, frankly, am shocked that no one is comparing it to that ruined…   Read Story »

I've never watched an actual episode of Dr. Phil, and I am not about to start now. One time I did see him berating a mother AND her daughter for, like, having problems, but I had to turn it off. He…   Read Story »

James Franco is looking to cast both a "James Franco type" and a "Lindsay Lohan type" in what is to definitely be the most perfect ("non-James Franco biopic") film of our time. Plz e-mail him if ur 1…   Read Story »

At least SOMEONE has the courage to stand up to the President of the United States when he's asleep at the wheel. Once again, Lindsay Lohan tweets truth to power. I'm not sure what Mitt Romney's…   Read Story »

THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING OUT HERE ON THESE STREETS!   Read Story »