"This steamed salmon is delicious. How is your glass of ice water and finger bowl of cocaine?" "Great. I love all your movies which I've definitely seen for sure put me in one I love them so you…   Read Story »

BIG NEWS! BIG NEWS ALERT! SOUND THE BIG NEWS ALARM! EVERYONE SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN FOR TWO SECONDS, YOU'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO WANT TO HEAR THIS BIG NEWS ABOUT STEVEN SPIELBERG AND THIS THING HE SAID…   Read Story »

A tumblr dedicated to the belief that Tilda Swinton and David Bowie are the same person, obviously. -TildaStardust Oh, this is kind of sad. Not SAD sad, but, well, Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton)…   Read Story »

Hey, did you know that the AV Club is doing another installment of their "creator of a show walks us through the show" series with Justified creator Graham Yost? I didn't, until today! Here's part…   Read Story »

Here is a Lucille Bluth/Mitt Romney mashup, because of course here is that. -Uproxx Bill O'Reilly is super upset about Drew doing it with his GF on Parenthood. -Zap2It Breaking Lindsay Lohan…   Read Story »

Hey, where the heck were you guys today in the Thursday TV open thread? You guys not watch TV last night? What were you doing instead? Huh? Enjoying the kind of unseasonably warm weather, if where…   Read Story »

After her surprisingly great appearance on Saturday Night Live last weekend that everyone is still raving about, the Lindsay Lohan Career Bus continues to barrel down Success Highway. I think. I…   Read Story »

I very badly wanted this night to go well for Lindsay Lohan. Not because I feel any particular affection for Lindsay Lohan, or because I'm hoping her career will get back on track, but simply because…   Read Story »

Personally, I'm not a huge Anne Hathaway fan. Sorry! She just seems very pinched and cold to the point of being emotionally unavailable and possibly cruel. The words "vagina dentata" come to mind. If…   Read Story »

Gabe: hey kelly Kelly: Hey, Gabe Kelly: How are you Gabe: not bad Gabe: you? Kelly: I'm not bad, either. Gabe: v. cool Gabe: v. cool of us Kelly: Yes we're both very cool Kelly: So what's…   Read Story »