Children are the world's most beautiful liars.   Read Story »

Someone once said, "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them." No one knows who said that, or when they said it, or why they…   Read Story »

Have I ever mentioned that I know all of the digits of Pi? They are 3.141...(coughs rest of digits into hand nonchalantly). Oh look, a pie!   Read Story »

Rick Haskins, VP of Marketing for the CW, tries to tell CNN with a straight face that OMFG, the acronym splashed on posters and billboards everywhere to advertise the new season of the CW's Gossip…   Read Story »

I just made that up. Sorry. But now that I think about it, you just KNOW that someone from JJ Abrams' camp has "reached out" to the world's most famous former teacher/rapist / student/victim couple…   Read Story »

We're all pretty well-versed in the fakeries of reality TV at this point. It's common knowledge that when an interview segment cuts away to a voice over, the sentence was probably stitched together…   Read Story »