Look, at the end of the day it's OK that Gwyneth Paltrow hires a bunch of college freshmen to write a lifestyle newsletter under her name about platinum mid-century bathroom fixtures. It's not…   Read Story »

You guys remember Ted Haggard, right? He was the vehemently anti-gay evangelical preacher from Colorado who it was later revealed had been soliciting male prostitutes for years and also doing crystal…   Read Story »

I know that we're all human, OR WHATEVER, and that just because you're rich and famous doesn't mean you don't have any problems or concerns, but at the very least, when you're rich and famous, you…   Read Story »

Why, is it Christmas already? Because the new Goop is here! Just kidding. A tone-deaf celebrity's self-indulgent, masturbatory ghost-written lifestyle email newsletter is NO GIFT. It is a curse! Also…   Read Story »

Gwyneth Paltrow is the worst. We know that. It's painfully well documented. She's the human embodiment of pampered self-satisfaction. In addition to wearing underwear made out of truffles and bathing…   Read Story »

It has now been revealed that David Letterman knew Joaquin Phoenix was a liar during their historic interview last winter. Boo! The world is so annoying.   Read Story »

There are moments in the Duh Aficionado editorial offices when the staff just runs through the halls shouting "NO DUH!" because a story is breaking that seems tailor-made for the magazine's mission…   Read Story »

"First and foremost, I want someone who will not ever, ever challenge me intellectually. Preferably, I'd like them to be subliterate and to speak in mono-syllables. But when that's not possible, if…   Read Story »

In light of this morning's Stephen Baldwin Charity Mission news, a tipster (thanks, Sam!) sent in this INSANE fun fact from the Official Stephen Baldwin Wikipedia Page: Baldwin has a tattoo on…   Read Story »

A pole dancing studio in Utah has started a petition to make pole dancing a sport in the 2012 Olympics. FAIR ENOUGH. I am not about to come to anyone's work and slap the pole out of their crotch. But…   Read Story »