Mom, all the evidence you're presenting here is circumstantial. Yes, the sprinkles are half empty and spilled across the counter, and yes John's face and the inside of his mouth are covered in them,…   Read Story »

Children are the world's most beautiful liars.   Read Story »

A recent article in the New York Times about cookbook ghostwriters included a photo caption naming Julia Turshen as Gwyneth Paltrow's ghostwriter on her cookbook, My Father's Daughter. Sure! I mean,…   Read Story »

Something that I really wish people would learn is that you can't just throw around superlatives like "The World's Most Expensive Chocolate Pudding" as if it's nothing. Because maybe there are some…   Read Story »

You know how celebrities are always saying that the thing that they want the most is a blowjob from a real life mermaid to just be able to go out in public for once in their lives without being…   Read Story »

Lauren Conrad (LC to us fans) is, of course, the former star of MTV's Laguna Beach and The Hills. Who could forget those wonderful adventures? Now she is one of America's most beloved, Pulitzer-prize…   Read Story »

Remember Falcon Heene? You remember Falcon Heene. He was the first child rapper to travel into space the attic. You might also remember his father, Richard Heene? Creator of Pscience Detecives?…   Read Story »

Lars Von Trier is already back-pedaling on this whole being a Nazi thing. I knew it! This is our generation's Valkyrie.   Read Story »

Ashton Kutcher crashed a college lecture hall in Iowa City this week, where one assumes he is either filming a movie, or visiting his old alma matter for whatever reason people like him do anything…   Read Story »

Larry the Cable Guy has a new show coming up on the History Channel (THE HISTORY CHANNEL) called Only In America in which he travels the country having hilarious adventures with REAL PEOPLE.…   Read Story »