Do you think that your parents aren't going to film you doing one of the cutest things you're ever going to do in your whole damn adorable life, even though it's going to make you intensely…   Read Story »
Hey dad? Be quiet about what the lesson is. I'm sure your daughters will be able to handle putting the hat and foot back onto the perfect, legitimately startling, and kind of rape-y man costumes…   Read Story »
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.