Showing All "Lawyers" Posts
May 25th, 2012 39 Comments
You know this guy is a good (and real) lawyer because he doesn't even offer a phone number or a fax number or any way to contact him whatsoever. He's not in it for the money, he's in it for the…   Read Story »
Sep 7th, 2011 54 Comments
Obviously, YouTube user sirlancelot133 has a very solid lawsuit on his hands against the Rainbow and Sperry corporations. Let's look at the facts please: Rainbows hurt the bottoms of his feet and…   Read Story »
Mar 11th, 2011 36 Comments
Quentin Tarantino is suing Alan Ball for a very normal reason: because Alan Ball's exotic birds make loud cries that interrupt Quentin Tarantino while he is writing screenplays, duh! It's called…   Read Story »
Jan 26th, 2011 47 Comments
A lot of people will tell you that the funniest thing about this cable access commercial is the animated squirrel or his terrible rap about accidents, but personally I think the funniest thing about…   Read Story »
Teen Korner: Taylor Lautner (SWOON) Teaches Us About A Little Thing I Like To Call "Self-Confidence"
Aug 24th, 2010 55 Comments
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Rad dudes and intelligent young women, trust this old dude when he says that he totes knows what you're going through. Meat Lovers P'Zone! It's hard to have self-confidence and to…   Read Story »
Mar 9th, 2010 56 Comments
Lindsay Lohan is suing the E-Trade baby, you guys. We live in a fantastical 3D world where almost anything can happen! From the New York Post:
Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade,…   Read Story »
Oct 14th, 2009 14 Comments
Remember last week when Dr. Phil got sued for the perfect crime? Well apparently that's like his thing now, because another woman is suing him for the same reasons. He loves it. From TMZ:
Another…   Read Story »
Oct 12th, 2009 22 Comments
I know that the philosopher Christopher George Latore Wallace once wrote, "mo money, mo problems," but I think that he got it wrong. It's more like, "mo money, mo ridiculous lawsuits that really…   Read Story »
Jun 8th, 2009 17 Comments
Your honor, as you can see from video Exhibit A, my client, a tax-paying father of two, was simply minding his own business when his car was cruelly THROWN 100 FEET IN THE AIR, AND ALSO ON FIRE. Now,…   Read Story »






















