If I were to ask you if you thought that Spencer Pratt hung out all the time in a coffee shop called Karma Coffehouse, that was completely empty, just sitting on a couch drinking a bottled water and…   Read Story »

Hate him or hate him, Spencer Pratt is the only reason The Hills is still on the air. Everyone else is treading water. Do we really care whether Lauren and Lo move into a house together? WTF? Unless…   Read Story »

In other Hills news, MTV Movies Blog continues its proud tradition of enthusiastically reporting on movies that are not being made. Will a Hills movie be made? Probably not, and MTV Movies Blog is on…   Read Story »

You love hockey. Who doesn't love hockey? Such a great sport. Huge fan right here. I love when they make the ice baskets. Guess who else loves hockey. No, not the Wayans brothers. You're thinking of…   Read Story »

We're all smart here, right? Smart enough? So can we cut the shit with The Hills already? It was cool last season for smart-ish people (and myself) to come up with elaborate college reasons for why…   Read Story »

As someone who has championed The Hills to many of his skeptical Dinosaur Jr. friends, last night's season 4 premiere made me more than a little nervous. Whoops, sorry guys. I'm sure once Lauren and…   Read Story »