Kelly: Hey, Gabe Gabe: hey kelly Gabe: how are you? Kelly: Fine! How are you? Kelly: Still shaken from the crime you witnessed? Gabe: i'm somehow managing to keep it together Gabe: i've got a…   Read Story »

In Las Vegas, for several hundred dollars, adults can have the opportunity to pick up and move dirt with construction equipment for some amount of time. And I'm not going to try to tell anyone that…   Read Story »

There was very little drama in the last season of Top Chef, with the exception of the drama of whether or not Hosea's head would actually transform completely into a giant thumb or if it would just…   Read Story »

A friend told me last night that this was the second to last episode of this season's Top Chef. I don't think that's true. But at the time it made sense. There were only five chefs left going into…   Read Story »

This is Las Vegas, baby! It's just like they always say: what happens in Vegas can be rehashed into a corny reality competition theme a billion different ways. It's all about strippers and vices and…   Read Story »

You can tell that the competition is starting to wear the chefs down. Ashley's older brother had a baby, but she couldn't be there because she is in Las Vegas cutting carrots into fake poker chips,…   Read Story »

You know, we can make fun of Twilight cruises all we want (we want very much!) but it should be noted that at least the Twilight cruise is a theme vacation for children. Sure. Children love stupid…   Read Story »

A tipster named Matt sent in this video from the Las Vegas Sun. It's a behind the scenes interview with Carrot Top, who currently has a standing show at the Luxor hotel. Matt suggested that we all…   Read Story »