I didn't really watch the Grammys last night. I poked in and out. (Nullus.) It's really more of a Stereogum thing. (Or is it?) It just seems like out of all the awards shows, none is more out of…   Read Story »

Oh boy. The Westboro Baptist Church, best known for its charming and charismatic leader, Fred Phelps, and it's welcoming and HOLY message that God Hates Fags, has decided that one of the ways to…   Read Story »

Obviously, this show has become ridiculous. It used to be about students at an elite private high school, their social and sexual manipulations, and handbags or whatever. That made sense. It had an…   Read Story »

Lady Gaga "Bad Romance" video, you guys: I give up! I tried to fight Lady Gaga off for awhile, but she might actually be some kind of retarded genius. I mean, her life is basically an Eric…   Read Story »

My head is in a little bit of a yogurt cup this morning, but this still made me laugh. A lot. And I don't even care about South Park! (Does anyone? It's 2009! "Beefcake" was a lifetime ago.)…   Read Story »

Watching Saturday Night Live on the West Coast is ridiculous. It's like watching THE PAST. Is everything like that out here? Living your life three hours behind THE ACTUAL WORLD. Just kidding, I know…   Read Story »

It sucks that you and your boyfriend have a long-distance relationship and he has to try to keep you aware of his coolness by dressing up in his Nosferatu costume (to remind you of the awesome…   Read Story »

Dear Lady Gaga, I don't really know who you are. As a 64-year-old man, I find myself less and less compelled to follow the hottest tracks of the latest dance pop superstars. I know you have that one…   Read Story »