It is always hilarious to watch little kids do their "sexiest" dance (NO PEDO) but it is even funnier to watch two adults try and follow the little kids' lead. Now shake it to the left! Now shake it…   Read Story »

The thing about Justin Timberlake is that he makes really enjoyable pop music and is relatively entertaining overall as a performer, very charismatic and with decent comic timing, but he is so aware…   Read Story »

Meet your new hero: Jeffrey! Now, because Jeffrey is a hero to us all, I don't really have to explain this to anyone, but still, just to clarify, we didn't choose* this young man as our hero…   Read Story »

Keenan is such a sell-out. Timmy never forgot where he came from (his mom's kitchen).   Read Story »

The Glee cast has officially out-charted Elvis for most Hot 100 hits. Sorry, guys! Yuck/$$$$$$$$$$$$.   Read Story »

Huh. She was one of the kids at the swimming pool when AJ and his stupid friends vandalized the high school. Between this and Boiling Points, if the music thing never worked out she could have always…   Read Story »

On last night's episode of The Late Show with David Letterman, Bruce Willis appeared to promote...something? Lipitor? Anyway, he came out wearing a meat hat. (You can watch the segment over at…   Read Story »

Yesterday, at a rally in Portland, Maine, Lady Gaga took the stage and gave a 20 minute speech that she "wrote [her]self" in which she defended gays in the military, derided the military's standing…   Read Story »

"I used to have this other bell tower, but things didn't work out. Sometimes that's just the way it goes, I guess. 'There's plenty of other bell towers in the sea,' and all that. Anyway, now I've got…   Read Story »

Personally, I preferred the pre-celebrity Timmy, who knew that it wasn't about wearing pants, it was about THE MUSIC. I remember when all he needed was a half-rotten banana to bring TEARS to GROWN…   Read Story »