Ladies like me are always complaining about how hard it is to find a real gentleman these days (someone to open all of your whatevers and cut up your dinner), but something you hear a lot less about…   Read Story »

Man, there is nothing going on this week! "Summer is coming." That is what the Starks say about this week. Before chopping off the Internet's boring head. Naturally, when there isn't much going on,…   Read Story »

You know when you go over your record-enthusiast boyfriend's house and you're like, "What's the deal with all of these records? They're so cumbersome. Don't you have any CDs? Or mini CDs? I want…   Read Story »

Look at this old goof. What a goof! Oh, sure, he looks very handsome when he is wearing a three million dollar suit with his hair superglued back committing sexual assault on another man's wife in…   Read Story »

LADIES! DON'T ALL RUSH THE MOVIE THEATER AT ONCE! Obviously, this looks great. Like, really really great. My only question is: HOW WILL IT END WHO WILL GET THE MANNNNN? Just kidding. Oof. I think my…   Read Story »