Ladies, I know how much you love spin class, and I am definitely not telling you to stop going. I'm just saying be careful. It's a dangerous world out there, you never know when some anonymous dork…   Read Story »

(Headphones up, I think!) Totally no big deal either way, we definitely don't even have to get into, but I was just wondering. (Via Hypervocal.)   Read Story »

Gabe has previously reported numerous accounts of this dangerous sex monster's attempts at destroying the hearts and vaginas of the world's female population, but his latest ploy has taken his scheme…   Read Story »

"'I can’t just get anyone pregnant, it has got to be the right person,’ he says." (But he says he doesn't want to meet her on the Internet?) (One step forward two steps back, gals.)   Read Story »

Oh how beautiful! It goes perfect with your social anxiety and soup stains. #NERDZ   Read Story »

Oh great, another example of Benedict Cumberbatch's TREACHERY. Apparently, a fan ran into him in an ice cream shop and he was NICE TO HER. Cruel devil. Will nothing stop this horrible monster? Here…   Read Story »

It's so easy to look up to the lives of Hollywoods starlets like Chloe Sevigny (yes?) and think, "Boy, I wish I had their life." They probably get to eat at a restaurant every night, and go out on…   Read Story »

HEY, HAVE Y'ALL FOUND AN OUTFIT FOR JASON'S PARTY YET?! AHHHHHHHHH! AN OUTFIT FOR JASON'S PARTYYYYYYYYYYY! What's always amazing about local commercials like this, just amazing every single…   Read Story »

Hey laaadddieeeeeeessss! Guess what? It turns out we have a reason to keep that dumb dusty TV we've had in our living rooms forever after all! STOP! DON'T THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW YET! And def don't…   Read Story »

Dear Everyone: All of our dreams have come true!!!! Love, Kelly PS: I am honestly so excited about this human advancement that I am embarrassed and genuinely hope that NO ONE is…   Read Story »