Horrible Bosses director Seth Gordon wants to remake King of Kong as an Office-style mockumentary, as if he can hear all of your prayers. -FilmDrunk What do you think Draco Malfoy's rapper name is…   Read Story »

This magician fooled Penn and Teller on their show called "You Can't Fool Us Or We'll Give You A Show," or something along those lines. Good trick! All magic seems unexciting to me, though. Like, I…   Read Story »

POGS, ARE YOU SITTING DOWN YOU MIGHT WANT TO SIT DOWN YOU AREN'T GOING TO BELIVE THIS THERE IS FINALLY A TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN TRAILER FINALLY, LIKE, FOR ONCE GOD HAS APPARENTLY ACTUALLY LISTENED TO…   Read Story »

Last night was the 214th annual Twilight Presents: MTV Movie Awards, hosted by Jason Sudeikis. Finally, the awards show we've been waiting for all year. The Blahscars of the Z.1 generation. Really…   Read Story »

Welcome to the Rileys is a new "It's Life, Jump Into Life" movie starring Kristen Stewart (OMGGGGG), Melissa Leo (LURV HUR), and James Gandolfini, but it is also a powerful campaign for why James…   Read Story »

Last week, I found myself at the precipice of an enormous crossroads. We were at the start of a long holiday weekend, and the new Twilight movie had just come out in theaters. The question, of…   Read Story »

Harry Knowles, one of the worst writers on Earth, has reviewed Twilight: Eclipse, a movie about a teenage girl caught in a love triangle with a dog and a 600 year old corpse. The result is hilarious.…   Read Story »

YO POKEMONS, ARE YOU IN THIS LINE? I'M ASSUMING YOU ARE IN THIS LINE. EVERYONE IS HERE. WE HAVE OUR TENTS AND OUR SLEEPING BAGS AND OUR LIP GLOSS AND OUR ZUNES. IF YOU AREN'T IN THIS LINE RIGHT NOW I…   Read Story »

OMFGICBIYG, Are you dying because Twilight: Eclipse isn't out yet? Are you just DYING? Do you sit up at night wondering why the world is so unfair and doesn't make any sense and why people seem…   Read Story »

Hey, it's nice to be excited about things! I'm not sure why you taped yourself being (so) excited and put it on-line, but CUPS OF TEA ARE ALL AROUND US.   Read Story »