Showing All "Kristen Stewart" Posts
May 25th 2 Comments
With this week, we begin the long summer of our Thursday-night-TVless GIF roundup. How will we even survive? What other GIFs do we even LIKE? (Just kidding. We like all the GIFs. They're all great!)…   Read Story »
May 21st 56 Comments
How is your day going? Monday getting you down? Are the life and job that you told yourself would be temporary slowly becoming the life and job you'll have until you die? Or maybe you don't even have…   Read Story »
May 15th 58 Comments
Do you even care what this is from? Does it even MATTER? Just Kristen Stewart doing her thang. Punkers gotta punk. Girls gotta be in dresses that are very similar and not so pretty. Middle fingers…   Read Story »
Apr 13th 22 Comments
It's just wonderful to watch someone who looks almost TOO comfortable deliver what has to be the most SINCERE birthday wish (see also: DOPE) to a person they definitely RESPECT for sure you can just…   Read Story »
Mar 21st 37 Comments
Ring ding dong, ring a ding ding ding dong, keep your heads Red Bull!
What's up, young women who were barely even bothered by the Rush Limbaugh dustup with Sandra Fluke because they recognized it…   Read Story »
Mar 12th 15 Comments
Though Louis C.K. has decided to stay out of the White House Correspondents’ dinner, UGGIE is going to be all over it. You win some, you lose some. I hope you all have a fun time…   Read Story »
Jan 16th 36 Comments
Certainly you didn't think the Twilight franchise would die after Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2, the final movie based on the final novel, comes out in November, right? That is what you expected?…   Read Story »
Nov 22nd, 2011 16 Comments
I KNOW I'VE BROUGHT YOU SOME REALLY REALLY INCREDIBLE NEWS IN THE PAST, SO RIGHT NOW YOU MIGHT BE THINKING, "OH MY GOD, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN EVEN HANDLE ANY MORE INCREDIBLE NEWS!! ARE YOU GOING TO…   Read Story »
Nov 3rd, 2011 19 Comments
Today at 1PM ET/10AM PT, Twilight stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner will become immortalized in real life (finally) when they put their handprints and footprints in the…   Read Story »
Oct 31st, 2011 33 Comments
EVERYBODY! I HAVE SOME MORE INCREDIBLY EXCITING NEWS! IF YOU'VE JUST TAKEN A BITE OF YOUR LUNCH I SUGGEST THAT YOU EITHER SWALLOW IT RIGHT NOW OR YOU SPIT IT OUT INTO A TISSUE AND THEN THROW IT AWAY.…   Read Story »


























