Dear the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Goodbye! Last night, of course, marked the finale of your second season, so in some senses this could have been goodbye for now. A temporary hiatus, as you…   Read Story »

Oh, good. Now you, too, can be a melty-faced mentally disabled transvestite swamp monster with a wildly distorted self-image! Boo*! To be fair, that is terrifying. I'm usually supportive of people…   Read Story »

Kim Zolciak from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, the melty-faced living nightmare with a closet full of trashy clothes that don't even fit her, has long made her wish and dream to be a successful…   Read Story »

Both figuratively and literally. Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim called the police after being "attacked" by Real Housewife of Atlanta Nene. Fair enough. But does she really have to use the call as…   Read Story »

Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak's blog is temporarily down due to non-payment. That is funny to us. How much does a reality "star"'s blog cost to keep online these days anyway? Four dollars?…   Read Story »

The annual Sundance Film Festival kicked off yesterday. Now, we all know that what mythically started as an enthusiastic enclave for independent filmmakers has long ago degenerated into a week-long,…   Read Story »

After a nice, long vacation it can be hard to know where to even begin to pick up the thread again. I could spend the whole morning banging my head against the wall trying to figure out what was…   Read Story »

There were so many preview clips on-line in the run-up to the Housewives reunion that it was kind of anti-climactic. Sure, it's exciting for NeNe to threaten to pull Kim's wig off, and even the…   Read Story »

I AM SO DRUNK! Last night's finale was everything that could have been hoped for in a low rent, third tier cable reality show about downmarket socialites in Atlanta, Georgia. There was fighting! And…   Read Story »

The finale of The Real Housewives of Atlanta is tonight. That was easy. How long was the season, three episodes? Perfect. That's plenty of episodes to get to know these wonderful ladies, and Kim. I'm…   Read Story »