Funnily enough, this reminds me of another Nicki Minaj song: "I'm the Best." (Thanks for the tip, werttrew and Ian.)   Read Story »

To the best of my understanding, having children is mostly miserable. When you first get one, they poop and pee everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE (thank you, ladies and germs!). Then, once they get…   Read Story »

I'm an adult, I don't really care about the Academy Awards, and I find Anne Hathaway difficult to watch. (She seems like a frigid jerk and her face is so sharp it cuts my eyeballs.) But even I got…   Read Story »

Sometimes it's important to remember that the world is crazy and awful and hilarious and disgusting and amazing everywhere you go, not just in this clown country.   Read Story »

First of all, let's clear a few things up: 1. There is no new adrenaline sport on the horizon. 2. It was Stadius who said "it was fear that first made Gods in the world," your boyfriend thought…   Read Story »

I had never realized that Sonic and Tails were high school rivals who used the chaos emeralds (which were not chaos emeralds, probably?) to fight over who should or should not be in detention. And…   Read Story »

You guys, this is one of those weeks. Woof. Maybe it's just me, but the Lawnmower Man feels painfully slow. Hello? IS MCFLY AT HOME HELLO? Personally, I don't like when blogs get too self-knowing and…   Read Story »

Dear You Guys, So for the past 15 months I've gotten to help plan and launch a totally unique new website, working with a team made up entirely of people who were already my friends on an idea so…   Read Story »

Fox And Friends were so out of ideas yesterday that they invited three children -- two eleven year olds with college degrees and a home-schooled fourteen year old with loud opinions -- to argue about…   Read Story »

As if being a kid whose parents make her act in commercials wasn't already bad enough, one of the little girls in this commercial for Ally Bank is probably going to have lifelong self-esteem issues.…   Read Story »