Showing All "Keanu Reeves" Posts
Sep 23rd, 2010 102 Comments
OK, I was wrong. Sad Keanu wasn't just fucking with us at this point. He is just fucking with us at THIS point. And I love it! Very few things have made me happier this year than Sad Keanu. Of…   Read Story »
Sep 8th, 2010 96 Comments
You know what? He's probably not even sad. This is probably some kind of long con. He gets us all to feel bad for him, and to invite him into our homes for a cup of hot soup and some friendly…   Read Story »
Jul 29th, 2010 104 Comments
Oh brother. His face barely even looks dry from the last time. Well, here we go again, I guess. Internet, START. YOUR. PHOTOSHOPS. The helmet is a nice touch, though. If nothing else, it will allow…   Read Story »
Jun 15th, 2010 19 Comments
Eventually we will reach a point where the Internet makes its response joke so quickly that it happens before the original event actually occurs, at which point time will fold over on itself and we…   Read Story »
Jun 10th, 2010 43 Comments
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
Sad Keanu parked his car in front of the small house with the…   Read Story »
Jun 7th, 2010 197 Comments
Over the weekend, this photo of Keanu Reeves looking sad on a park bench surfaced and almost instantly became the Internet's favorite new meme. It's the new One Doesn't Just Look Sad on a Park Bench…   Read Story »
Nov 2nd, 2009 42 Comments
It's Monday morning, I haven't even had breakfast, and already my mind is blown? So it's going to be one of THOSE weeks. It's probably a good thing, though, that I haven't eaten anything yet today,…   Read Story »
Jul 20th, 2009 117 Comments
A couple of weeks ago, I watched the movie Jumper for some reason. Oh man! That is the best movie. I mean, that is a terrible movie, but it is also ridiculous and hilarious and a lot of fun. Like, I…   Read Story »
Aug 22nd, 2008 4 Comments
In 1984, a disturbingly already-adult-looking Keanu Reeves was a correspondent for a Canadian show called Going Great (great name, for real.) Here he is interviewing a kid who collects teddy bears,…   Read Story »
Jul 24th, 2008 2 Comments
Today as part of their New Cult Canon series, The Onion AV Club celebrates one of the best bad-good movies ever, Devil's Advocate:
How many other major-studio movies have had the guts to stage the…   Read Story »























