Party on Bill. Party on Ted. Schwing! Rumors have been circulating on the Internet for nearly a year that a third Bill and Ted movie was in progress that would star both Sad Keanu Reeves and Happy…   Read Story »

Do you guys ever get worried that Hollywood will suddenly start generating new material and that not every single movie will be some gently reheated nostalgic throwback property from yesteryear…   Read Story »

It was reported earlier today that there is now a completed script for a third Bill and Ted movie that would find Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter reprising their iconic rolls from the time-traveling…   Read Story »

You know, if Trinity hadn't used the power of true love to kiss Neo back to life after his iBody was riddled with e-Bullets we wouldn't even be having this discussion right now. THANKS A LOT,…   Read Story »

ENHANCE... ENHANCE... ENHANCE... ENHANCE... GET ME BOURNE! (Via Flickr. Thanks for the tip, Josh.)   Read Story »

OK, I was wrong. Sad Keanu wasn't just fucking with us at this point. He is just fucking with us at THIS point. And I love it! Very few things have made me happier this year than Sad Keanu. Of…   Read Story »

You know what? He's probably not even sad. This is probably some kind of long con. He gets us all to feel bad for him, and to invite him into our homes for a cup of hot soup and some friendly…   Read Story »

Oh brother. His face barely even looks dry from the last time. Well, here we go again, I guess. Internet, START. YOUR. PHOTOSHOPS. The helmet is a nice touch, though. If nothing else, it will allow…   Read Story »

Eventually we will reach a point where the Internet makes its response joke so quickly that it happens before the original event actually occurs, at which point time will fold over on itself and we…   Read Story »

Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters. Sad Keanu parked his car in front of the small house with the…   Read Story »