NOT! Haha. I was being sarcastic. Gotcha! She's TERRIBLE at talking like a normal, reasonably intelligent human being. She sounds like a functionally retarded robot from space whose "Duh" chip is set…   Read Story »

The Smurfs teaser trailer, you guys: Look, I'm an adult. And this movie was not made for adults. Even an adult who used to love the Smurfs, and as a child had a velvet Crown Royal bag where he…   Read Story »

"If We Ever Meet Again" video, you guys: Let me just make sure that I have this straight, because this music video's plot is very complicated, like an episode of Mr. Ocean's 11. Or maybe not Mr.…   Read Story »

Last night I watched the Katie Couric Grammy Special (yes, second mention today, it was a TREASURE TROVE) and found out who Katy Perry is, and also the only thing interesting about her: she's seen…   Read Story »