Oh thank God! Sweet sweet Jesus Christ in the sky! COLORS ARE BRIGHTER AND FOOD TASTES BETTER ALL OF A SUDDEN! Relief.   Read Story »

"Actually, they're CZ's." --Jon Gosselin, 1977-2012 On the one hand, Nancy Grace has a point. It does seem ridiculous and contradictory for Jon Gosselin to suddenly claim that the show is hurting…   Read Story »

Do you know what it is? It is October, that is what it is. And at the end of October is when the Halloween occurs. I'm not showing off, I'm just stating the FACTS. Halloween is October 31st, look it…   Read Story »

Today's big reality TV news is that when the new season of Jon & Kate Plus 8 begins this November*, it will just be called Kate Plus 8! OMG, or whatever. From People: In a stunning announcement, TLC…   Read Story »

Yesterday, photos appeared on-line of Kathy Griffin dressed up as Kate Gosselin to give the world nightmares. TODAY THOSE NIGHTMARES MOVE! Awful. Just awful. It's actually getting to the point…   Read Story »

Ugh + ugh = superugh. It's just math, you guys.   Read Story »

Dlisted has discovered this year's scariest Halloween costume. It is a midwestern secretary working at a dental hygienist's office in a strip-mall who spends most of her days wondering if she ever…   Read Story »

Gwyenth Paltrow's head vs. Kate Gosselin's head: everyone loses.   Read Story »

Did you watch Jon & Kate Plus 8 last night? I did not. I recorded it on my DVR, but I can't actually bring myself to watch it, because I can't actually bring myself to care. Just as they swept into…   Read Story »

A video surfaced last night of Kate Gosselin of Jon And Kate Plus 8 denying her thirsty children water, and it's already burning up the internet because everyone is loving feeling superior to this…   Read Story »