Kate Gosselin was on the Today show this week to talk about how she's a coupon blogger now. For real. That is what she does. Hey! We all have to put food on our families. Bitches got to eat,…   Read Story »

Eek! Do you guys ever worry that the human race has peaked and that we will never again achieve anything as wonderful as Jon & Kate Plus 8? It's just like every aspect of that show was such an…   Read Story »

Celebrities are upset because they can't win the New Yorker caption contest. Ha-ha, celebrities. Just because you have champagne at lunch every day doesn't mean you can win ALL the contests.…   Read Story »

Well, after 153 seasons, 9,000 episodes, and 40 Easter specials, TLC is pulling the plug on the beloved American institution that is Kate Plus 8 (nee Jon and Kate Plus 8). From the…   Read Story »

I believe that we are living in a Golden Age of television. Shows like The Wire and The Sopranos raised the bar of what a dramatic television series could and should strive to be. Comedy shows like…   Read Story »

The Kate Gosselin Halloween Costume Fan Fiction Contest ended yesterday with the publication of Dafs's heartwarming and also somehow chilling (paradox) story about Kate Gosselin's adventures on the…   Read Story »

Well, the search for Falcon Heene continues, but there is little that we can do about it from our offices and monster caves. So we must move forward. I know that it is hard to celebrate anything when…   Read Story »

Oh thank God! Sweet sweet Jesus Christ in the sky! COLORS ARE BRIGHTER AND FOOD TASTES BETTER ALL OF A SUDDEN! Relief.   Read Story »

"Actually, they're CZ's." --Jon Gosselin, 1977-2012 On the one hand, Nancy Grace has a point. It does seem ridiculous and contradictory for Jon Gosselin to suddenly claim that the show is hurting…   Read Story »

Do you know what it is? It is October, that is what it is. And at the end of October is when the Halloween occurs. I'm not showing off, I'm just stating the FACTS. Halloween is October 31st, look it…   Read Story »