Showing All "Justin Long" Posts

OMG Justin Long Iz Da Be$t!
Aug 19th, 2010 30 Comments
On last night's Late Night With Jimmy Kimmel, Justin Long (Accepted, Old Dogs) revealed that after receiving an accidental text from a teenager, he spent the next few months trolling her. That'll do,…   Read Story »
Gay Marriage Would Be Just As Boring As Regular Marriage, Obviously
Jun 7th, 2010 51 Comments
This is a pretty delightful PSA (haha, "a pretty delightful PSA"!) to repeal California's hateful Prop 8 law starring Justin Long and Mike White as a married gay couple who grow just as bored and…   Read Story »
Serious Moonlight Looks Like Some Serious Garbage
Oct 20th, 2009 50 Comments
Serious Moonlight trailer, you guys: Oh. Oh no! Cheryl Hines directed this? Not our Cheryl Hines, right? A different Cheryl Hines. You don't know her, she's from Canada. This looks like a joke.…   Read Story »
Operation Watch This: Crappy Canadian Thanksgiving
Oct 6th, 2009 46 Comments
Starring Ellen Page, Justin Long, and Har Mar Superstar: You know how it is when you and all of your movie star/Apple commercial friends get together and make a silly kind of off-season holiday…   Read Story »
This Is Your Father's Youth In Revolt
Aug 24th, 2009 37 Comments
Youth in Revolt trailer, you guys: When it comes to the timing of Youth in Revolt, things have worked out pretty well for me. I read the book about a year after it came out (I am a registered…   Read Story »
If Michael Cera Ever Stops Being So Michael Cera-y It Probably Won't Be In Youth In Revolt
Jun 22nd, 2009 37 Comments
Youth in Revolt poster, you guys. It is weird to think of how I read this book more than 15 years ago. Nice timing, Hollywood. You've really got your finger on the pulse of America's adults who used…   Read Story »
Re-Do: More Adam Sandler As A Man-Baby
Jun 17th, 2009 21 Comments
A few months ago the world got a glimpse of Adam Sandler as a man-baby in the fake-movie-within-a-real-movie from Funny People, Re-Do, and America wanted more. Today they released a full "scene" from…   Read Story »
"Zac Efron's Pool Party" Tries So Hard It Hurts
Apr 8th, 2009 19 Comments
The new Funny Or Die video starring Zac Efron, Tom Lennon, Justin Long, and all the other celebrities commits at least eight or nine comedy sins (Brody Jenner recites "smart" conversation, you know,…   Read Story »
They Made A Sequel To Waiting Called Still Waiting. For Real.
Feb 17th, 2009 22 Comments
Oh man. I've taken a lot of shit from friends for owning the very slight cult classic stoner comedy Waiting, but even I will not be watching or buying the direct-to-DVD sequel, Still Waiting. "When…   Read Story »
What We Learned On The He's Just Not That Into You Field Trip
Feb 9th, 2009 21 Comments
So as mentioned in Friday's Friday Fight, I really did attend a sold-out screening of #1 movie in the country He's Just Not That Into You with seven female friends, one reluctant male friend, and…   Read Story »