DAD! YOU ARE EMBARRASSING US! EVERYONE IS SO EMBARRASSED NOW! GOD! I HATE (LOVE) YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!! (Via TheDailyWhat.)   Read Story »

First look at Justin Bieber's cameo on CSI: Miami. SPOILER ALERT: this is going to be a terrible episode of CSI Miami. Is it just me, or does this clip feel like an MTV Movie Awards parody?…   Read Story »

Oh good grief. First of all, let me just say that I recognize that at times I become an instrument of self-parody. "I hate this, I hate that, 2012!" -- Gabe. I get it. I am aware. I think that's just…   Read Story »

Yesterday, Sidney Dalton became a trending topic on Twitter after posting this video of her and her friends tearing down Justin Bieber posters. LOL: Yiiiikes. HOW DARE HER?! Apparently, the…   Read Story »

No diggity! Holler, dogs. You know, high school is pretty tough what with all the homework and tests and adults who don't know anything and are such failures in their own lives that they're just…   Read Story »

You don't have to watch it, but if you want to, you can watch it here.   Read Story »

Sure, biopics are the worst, but how about a 3D biopic? ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND?! From DeadlineHollywood: Paramount Pictures has made a deal to turn Justin Bieber's life story into a 3D feature…   Read Story »

New Justin Bieber video that he made just for us, his fans, which is what we all are for sure, each and every one of us. The rest of the week is all down hill from here, probably.   Read Story »

Gwyneth Paltrow has released an honest to goodness musical single, "Country Strong," from the soundtrack to her upcoming movie of the same name. It features her singing very earnestly about, like,…   Read Story »

Yo veggie hot dogs, Whether you are a cool cat who knows that you don't have to smoke yucky cigarettes to be a cool cat, or a neat lady who just wants to be herself and not let anyone tell her who…   Read Story »