It's a little intense for first thing in the morning, but you know what else is intense? IDENTIFYING MURDERED BODIES! Other things that are also intense along similar lines: GETTING MURDERED and…   Read Story »

Don't worry, though, you guys, the headline is ONLY THE BEGINNING. From the SmokingGun: NOVEMBER 17--Like most Americans, Steven Cowan has been perplexed by Bristol Palin’s curious ability to…   Read Story »

As an adult who is well into his 60s, I actually am pretty Team Your Boyfriend on this one. 20-year-olds already don't give enough of a fuck about anything, probably because they know they aren't…   Read Story »

brightcove.createExperiences(); Not trying to get up in anyone's business, but if you are dealing with a situation where you want to disguise your caller ID, disguise your voice, and know…   Read Story »

This trailer for the new Jason Statham movie reminds me of last week's episode of Luther, which is a good thing. P.S. Are you guys watching Luther? Because, uh, you should be watching Luther, no duh.   Read Story »

Hey, remember that girl who was on all of the morning talk shows a couple of years ago because she couldn't stop hiccuping? Ever wonder what was up with her? More to the point: ever wonder if she was…   Read Story »

Ugh, aren't you guys sick of all this organized crime? Don't you wish someone would finally say "Hey, organized crime, ENOUGH ALREADY!"? Well, today we can all breath a little easier. Because the…   Read Story »

The best part of this news piece about a Connecticut law office that has opened a drive thru window (in a former Kenny Roger's Roasters no duh) is when the reporter explains that drive thrus are used…   Read Story »

Things were definitely looking a little sticky there for awhile when the 900 year old woman called in to a television show to give some kind of nightmarishly backwards assessment of modern race…   Read Story »

Lindsay Lohan failed some kind of test (as if Lindsay Lohan does anything else with tests) and is going back to jail. Right. DOES THE POPE GO TO JAIL IN THE WOODS? This is her new mugshot. Yup. She…   Read Story »