Did you watch last night's GOP primary debate? I almost didn't, and I still kind of didn't, because uh, I forgot and leave me alone, I am an adult and I can forget whatever I want whenever I want.…   Read Story »

This is basically Ocean's 11. Heist of the century. From the LA Times: A man in a Gumby suit attempted to rob a 7-Eleven store but became nervous and escaped with only some loose change, the San…   Read Story »

Keep those eyes open and your ears to the ground, LADIES. We gotta catch these crooks!   Read Story »

Obviously, YouTube user sirlancelot133 has a very solid lawsuit on his hands against the Rainbow and Sperry corporations. Let's look at the facts please: Rainbows hurt the bottoms of his feet and…   Read Story »

Damien W. Echols, Jason Baldwin, and Jessie Misskelley Jr. have been released from an Arkansas jail after spending 14 years in prison for the murders of three 8-year-old boys. The original trial was…   Read Story »

What? Oh, I'm sorry, is 911 not for EMERGENCIES anymore?   Read Story »

If you have been following the eighth and final season of Entourage, then you know that on the show, our dear friend Johnny Drama is the star of his own animated sitcom called Johnny's Bananas. Oh…   Read Story »

Alex Trebek put his underwear on and took one last look in the tiny, cracked hand mirror that hung in his locker. It was hard to believe that come tomorrow he wouldn't be putting on his underwear in…   Read Story »

It was reported yesterday that Alex Trebek injured his legs chasing a burglar down the hall of his hotel room at 2:30 in the morning, and that was the end of the report. UNTIL NOW! Finally, America's…   Read Story »

Most of the late night talk shows are on hiatus this week, but Jay Leno is still on the air. Thattaboy! Vacation is a luxury he simply cannot afford. What does "afford" mean, again? It means having…   Read Story »