Eek! Do you guys ever worry that the human race has peaked and that we will never again achieve anything as wonderful as Jon & Kate Plus 8? It's just like every aspect of that show was such an…   Read Story »

As you legal scholars may recall, a former Real World/Road Rules cast member is suing the creators of Entourage, claiming that they stole his nickname Johnny Bananas to use as the title of Johnny…   Read Story »

The lawyer helping that lady sue Drive for no good reason lays out the reasons why the movie is anti-semitic. Oh good. I hope reason #1 is "because the movie isn't anti-semitic." Because it's not. I…   Read Story »

It's hard out there for a shrimp. Gotta get on that hustle, get on that grind. Ain't no nostalgia in this shit right here. Hold on, I totally want to enter into a dangerous life of crime, but do you…   Read Story »

Drive, you guys. So good! OR WAS IT?! No, it was. But a woman in Michigan (the Florida of the North) is suing the film's marketing company for false advertising. Sounds pretty airtight, your honor.…   Read Story »

Back in August we heard the sad news that the REAL Johnny Bananas, Real World: Key West cast member John Devenanzio, sent a cease-and-desist letter to HBO claiming that he’s been going by the…   Read Story »

We've got a bunch of movie trailers this week and NONE of them are rom-coms! What happened to all the rom-coms? Have we run out of ideas for rom-coms? Hellloooooo, Hollywood. Give the me what I want!…   Read Story »

If there's one thing we can all agree on it's the fact that as funny as it is to carry around a dead human body and pretend that it's alive and to make it dance and waterski, even more than that it…   Read Story »

Oh wait. A joke about SpongeBob SquarePants being OUR generation's Gumby is not actually that funny. You know, because of how HE IS LITERALLY OUR GENERATION'S GUMBY. You know what else isn't funny?…   Read Story »

In my client's defense, your honor, read your constitution. You made an oath to it and you haven't even read it. Excuse me? Well, that's just not possible, sir. No, I'm sure my client would have…   Read Story »