In Ohio, federal prosecutors are pursuing legal action against former state Cuyahoga County commissioner, Jimmy Dimor, on racketeering charges. It seems like this guy was up to a lot of no good. He…   Read Story »

Why did the airtight lawsuit cross the road? To REST YOUR CASE! See also: Nick and Norah's Infinitely Hilarious Court Case. See also: that's your boyfriend, your honor. (Via Rookie.)   Read Story »

The movie director, David O'Russell, who is now best known for making The Fighter but used to be best known for making Three Kings, I Heart Huckabees, and Spanking the Monkey (he makes good movies is…   Read Story »

Keyser Soze, Thomas Crown, and the Hamburglar still at large. (Via WorldsBestEver.)   Read Story »

Some dude's about to walk the Green Mile. From the Hollywood Reporter: Gilberto Sanchez, who said he bought a copy of the 2009 Hugh Jackman superhero movie on a street corner near his home in the…   Read Story »

You can't just go out and commit the perfect crime. It takes days, weeks, months, maybe years of strategic planning. You have to track people's every day movements until they're more familiar than…   Read Story »

Did yesterday seem slightly colder to you? Did gravity felt a little harsher, placing an almost unbearable weight on not only your body, but also on your mind and, most significantly, your spirit?…   Read Story »

You can't rush justice! I guess? I mean, how else to explain how/why a woman would possibly be suing Hollywood for stealing Sister Act one million years after anyone even thought about Sister Act?…   Read Story »

"Lady of Interest" Lindsay Lohan reported to jail last night to serve a six month sentence for violating her parole only to be released four hours later. It's called justice, and it has been served.   Read Story »

Eek! Do you guys ever worry that the human race has peaked and that we will never again achieve anything as wonderful as Jon & Kate Plus 8? It's just like every aspect of that show was such an…   Read Story »