I hate crimes. I'll say that to anyone. Crimes are terrible. As a matter of fact, I just witnessed a crime not 10 minutes ago, no joke. I was walking my dog around the block to see if she could…   Read Story »

A lot of people will fantasize about committing the perfect crime. This has been an American tradition ever since Throw Mama From the Train invented it. "It's all about the motive, see, but that's…   Read Story »

She teaches little girls that wanting to be a princess is nice, but you also have to prepare seriously for an actual career. H is for hahaha. T is for TOUGH BREAK, LADIES!   Read Story »

Be careful out there, you guys! In this local news report from NBC5 in whatever city, the latest crime wave in which dudes at gas stations offer to sell iPads at greatly reduced but surprisingly not…   Read Story »

Remember that lady who drove her car up on the sidewalk every morning to avoid waiting 2 seconds for a school bus to drop off a disabled child? Well a judge has ordered her to wear a sign that says…   Read Story »

One of the worst parts about injustice is how it makes you feel invisible. The hope/desire for something to be done about it is often less about punishment and more simply about recognition. Doesn't…   Read Story »

I am not sure if you guys remember the short-lived FOX game show, Million Dollar Money Drop, but it was actually not bad. Oh, I didn't watch it! No way. Life is far too short and death is too far too…   Read Story »

When you're out there on those mean streets, you gotta get yours, kid. You know what I mean? It's hard out there for a shrimp. This is a dog eat dog world we live in, and its cutthroat, and other…   Read Story »

It must be hard when you're a high-caliber criminal working at the top of his/her field to scan the headlines and see lesser crooks getting attention. This one stole a tricycle from an autistic…   Read Story »

Last night, actress Amanda Bynes tweeted her closing arguments to Barack Obama and the entire legal system. Sweet justice! All of this relates back to Amanda Bynes's arrest in April on D.U.I. charges…   Read Story »