Oh brother. Guys, I love to have fun and I love Rube Goldberg devices and I enjoyed the movie Amelie even if it took a very emotionally empty look at Love As Special Effect. But not everything needs…   Read Story »

I hate it. Tear it down. There are people in third world countries who don't even have rooms and you've used this whole room up for a joke? "I'm sorry about your dysentery but check out these mint…   Read Story »

Vote for Tyrion Lannister for WHAT? Shit doesn't even make any sense. This is like a Friday Night Lights tuxedo t-shirt. Come on, fans. (Via Pajiba.)   Read Story »

The long wait for a useless piece of junk that doesn't even hover is finally over. Hey that reminds me, how are those ugly $3,000 shoes holding up? Great? Best shoes?   Read Story »

Yuck. Why is he talking like that? He sounds like he's trying out for the role of "Precocious Baby" in Who Framed Roger Rabbit 2. And why is everyone SO dirty? It seems like we might need to address,…   Read Story »