Eat Pray Love trailer, you guys: Ugh. I understand that women have historically had a difficult time achieving emotional independence and self-actualization due to the oppressive and sexist…   Read Story »

Theater is dead, or whatever. I mean, it still exists in community productions of Our Town, and it pretends to have cultural relevance in New York and Chicago, but for the most part it is very, very…   Read Story »

Valentine's Day is a romantic comedy about Valentine's Day, coming out next Valentine's Day. It's actually kind of weird that it will not be until the year 2010 that someone makes a romantic comedy…   Read Story »

If you have a hippie look, that is NOT a plus. Really? Trannies? "Hot, dynamic looking trannies"? That is how you talk to people? This movie is going to stink.   Read Story »

Did you read the transcript of Julia Roberts's speech at a non-televised roast of Tom Hanks last night? Me neither. Transcripts! So the first half of 2005. Now there's video! She says the f word a…   Read Story »

BLOWING THE LID OFF: Adrants describes this Zales ad as "Ball Of String Captures Moment Of Love" (yeah, I still watched it even with that description, nullus), but as even the most hate-watchy…   Read Story »

The internet now has a trailer for Fireflies In The Garden, the new Julia Roberts movie that premiered at the Berlin Film Festival earlier this year but doesn't have a US release date yet, despite…   Read Story »