This violinist is definitely very dope but the jugglers behind him are still dorks. Nice try, juggling dorks. You might as well have kept practicing next to the ren fair guys having wooden sword…   Read Story »

What? You don't like art? What about music, do you like music? And puppet friendship? How about ambient wind noise, do you like that? You are impossible. (Via Amil Niazi.)   Read Story »

There are few things in this world that make me more upset than dubstep. A few weeks ago I had a legitimate argument with a friend about dubstep that ended in us shouting, "I don't know what it is!,"…   Read Story »

Not only did this man set a world record for biting three apples 65 times in 30 seconds while juggling them, but also he set a world record for how much Kelly could love the face a person is making…   Read Story »

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF THE EARTH! WE RECOGNIZE THAT WE MAY HAVE JUMPED THE GUN IN THE PAST ABOUT THE IMPENDING APOCALYPTIC ROBOT UPRISING. ADMITTEDLY, THE ROBOT THAT SQUIRTED KETCHUP ON THE TABLE,…   Read Story »

All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages. At first the…   Read Story »