This photo is entitled "Sad Jennifer Lawrence Eating A Whole Fish" but really it's more like, "I'm trying to eat this fish, it's a little embarrassing that they're making me do this, please…   Read Story »

It simply makes sense that the best episode of the season would be followed by the worst episode of the season. Water always finds its level, or whatever, and Saturday Night Live's level is somewhere…   Read Story »

Hahahaha. Mystery solved! Incidentally, if you are having trouble reading the fine print, it says "Add a little custom intrigue with creamer, toppings, syrups and sweeteners. So fresh it will…   Read Story »

Theater is dead, or whatever. I mean, it still exists in community productions of Our Town, and it pretends to have cultural relevance in New York and Chicago, but for the most part it is very, very…   Read Story »

Here's the new Sherlock Holmes poster you guys have been waiting for so anxiously. "Where iz it, I cant waiiiiiiiit." Is what you said on all your Sherlock Holmes Fan Forums. "OMG, Fans of…   Read Story »

The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus trailer, you guys: Um...what? Don't get me wrong...this looks like it could be great, if I had any idea what this was. Terry Gilliam has made so many good movies,…   Read Story »

Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes trailer, you guys: Fair enough. You see, despite this movie's modern pacing and winking humor, it is still a period piece, so it makes sense that within the framework…   Read Story »

When I was in high school and college (that's right, college!) I often imagined taking my 200 dollars out of the bank (that's right, 200 dollars!) or whatever, and disappearing. There is a romantic…   Read Story »

I heard recently that Haley Joel Osment is a weed dealer now. I mean, when he's not busy doing Broadway plays with John Leguizamo and Cedric the Entertainer. Is that true? Because I don't really…   Read Story »