I don't actually know how anything works, obviously, so I am sure there are probably some very solid theories out there about what is the best way to maintain a civil society, and that this includes…   Read Story »

Here's a question: is Shrek real? Bear with me. Is he? There are lots of arguments to suggest that he is not real. For one, he is a cartoon. I'm not suggesting there is a cartoon ogre in the swamp…   Read Story »

Another great idea for a very real article, Stephen Glass.   Read Story »

While we still do not know WHO POOPED AND PEED ON THE BANK, I think one thing we can agree is that everyone in this "news" clip is a real TREAT. Especially the "reporter." Look, it is completely…   Read Story »

I wish this reporter was my dad. At the very least, I wish this reporter was my reporter. He asks the tough questions, and he knows that a real journalist can't help but apply Heisenberg's…   Read Story »

As you may know, Anderson Cooper now has his own daytime talk show, which is every journalist's dream, I'm sure. Apparently, it's some kind of "male version" of Ellen, which is not actually a thing,…   Read Story »

A thing happens that's ultimately not that big of a deal, but you say the word "bull semen" a bunch of times like you're reading it off a cue card, invoke vague undertones of 9/11, and now you are a…   Read Story »

On last night's episode of Anderson Cooper 360, the Peabody-award winning journalist* made French actor Gerard Depardieu the subject of his light-hearted "Ridiculist" segment in which he pokes fun at…   Read Story »

In order to introduce a story about a man suffering from "10 to 20 bloody bowel movements a day," CNN played a clip from Dumb and Dumber in which Jeff Daniels has explosive diarrhea into a toilet.…   Read Story »

Haha. WHAT A SCANDAL! "It's so weird that a racist joke would be printed in a newspaper that operates out of what looks like an adult bookstore," said no one. "I threw my iPad across the room in…   Read Story »