Aw, man. The British man who dressed up like batman and brought a burglary suspect into the police station has now been arrested for burglary himself! Or was he framed by the Joker?!?! (I don't…   Read Story »

Tom Cruise is beginning to think about Mission: Impossible 5. Do you have any ideas for him about what it should be about? If yes plz email him at TCrusemi5@ideas.biz. Also stay safe out there!…   Read Story »

BIG NEWS! I guess! I mean not really, in the grand scheme of things this is certainly meaningless filler, but really we're all going to die one day and possibly the only things that aren't…   Read Story »

As any young boy will tell you, one of the most appealing things about superheroes is the way they smell. Sure, we'd all love to have super-strength and the ability to fly and an invisible jet and a…   Read Story »

The first "teaser poster" for the new James Bond movie, Skyfall, was released today, and HERE IT IS! How teased are you right now? Pretty teased, right? I bet you had no idea it was going to be a…   Read Story »

The poster for Ruby Sparks was released today and the tagline is "She's out of his mind." Which is not a bad tagline for that movie! Someone did a fine job with that! -Vulture Jon Hamm is the most…   Read Story »

WELL?! WHAT DID YOU THINK?! I mean, I know you saw The Avengers this weekend. Your mom saw The Avengers this weekend. Let's put it this way: so many people saw The Avengers this weekend that if it…   Read Story »

Darren Aronofsky is going to make a biopic about George Washington. But who will play George Washington? Natalie Portman? Mila Kunis? VINCENT GALLO? -Variety Would you like to watch a clip from the…   Read Story »

It looks like Joss Whedon, in his moments away from directing The Avengers, has completed principle photography on a top secret film about a scuba diver who loves orange martinis. But how does he get…   Read Story »

"So, Lindsay Lohan's been in the news lately." That was a bit from my new topical stand-up comedy routine. Imagine me saying that but also with the sound of shuffling newspapers. LADIES AND GERMS.…   Read Story »