Showing All "Joseph Gordon-Levitt" Posts
Nov 1st, 2010 326 Comments
Let's be clear about something right at the top: (500) Days of Summer is not the Worst Movie of All Time. Come now. It's not even the Worst Movie of the past two weeks. That would be Couples Retreat.…   Read Story »
Oct 6th, 2010 79 Comments
Dan Gordon-Levitt, brother to Joseph Gordon-Levitt, onetime boyfriend to you, has died. R.I.P. Dan Gordon-Levitt. You are in heaven now, teaching the angels how to flow.   Read Story »
Aug 12th, 2010 70 Comments
Pop Eater has an interview with Joseph Gordon-Levitt's brother, Dan, a.k.a. YOUR BOYFRIEND, a fire-dancing "flow artist" (???) and he says a lot of the same things in the interview that he said on…   Read Story »
Aug 10th, 2010 51 Comments
Is there such a thing as eyemuffs?
I have a feeling that this is fake (disbelief is my totem), but I wish it weren't. I wish there was someone out there having a really hard time finding…   Read Story »
Nov 23rd, 2009 65 Comments
This week's episode of Saturday Night Live might have been the best of the season so far*, and that was due in part to Joseph Gordon-Levitt, I guess, but man, that guy needs to RELAX. He was…   Read Story »
Sep 29th, 2009 32 Comments
Apparently Joseph Gordon-Levitt is responsible for the first website ever made? It is amazing that no one in his entourage ever thought to take it down. More like 500 Days of Awful, right, you guys?   Read Story »
Aug 10th, 2009 59 Comments
As I mentioned on Friday, I was not able to go to the movies this weekend. You know how it gets. It's life, jump into life. I know some people who went to the movies, though. Rich FourFour went to…   Read Story »
Jan 20th, 2009 39 Comments
(500) Days of Summer trailer, you guys:
I don't want to talk about how heavy-handed this is. I don't want to point out the Juno-like hand-drawn graphics, or the Garden State-reminiscent scene on…   Read Story »


























